Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes spent in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have UneditedMeat.com concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core viral identity viral structures, UneditedMeat.com leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted roleropedia.com ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.